Almost luxury
Beaches Turks & Caicos resort advertises itself as “unrivalled luxury in Caribbean” — if that is the case, frankly, I don’t want to visit the other resorts at all. The concept of the resort would allow really luxurious holiday, but unfortunately the all too common American cost and benefits calculation gets in the way. Beaches resorts are designated for families, and they do pretty good job entertaining smaller folks. Our boys were a tad too small (and didn’t understand English) to make most of it, but I can see how it works with kids already in school.

The resort is huge: there are several pools, about dozen restaurants, cafés and bars, various places to hang around and a good looking beach. There is also always something going on for different age groups, and every night the main stage has a show or too. Everything is free of charge, including all food, drinks, entertainment and Internet access (only in main lobby). This concept works only when majority of people are from the US, as Europeans (Brits, Germans, Scandinavians, Finns) would booze themselves senseless and stay that way.
But now back to the luxury; for some it might be enough to bask in sun, sip a free drink, and be served pretty good food without ever showing the wallet. For me, luxury means also luxurious settings and service. And here the resort shows too much of cost versus benefits thinking. The rooms are large, but the furniture is dated and poorly manufactured in the first place. There is no duvet, for crying out loud. The room smells funny, probably because of pest control. The whole area looks either cheap (the old part of the resort) or kitschy (the “French” village). Only canned soft drinks are Coke, all fountain drinks are generic stuff — and not that good. You can buy Pepsi from the market. Service is not friendly, except from that one bald guy in Denny’s. Everywhere you go, you get feeling of non-bespokeness — and the feeling of luxury just vanishes, in a snap.
Don’t get me wrong, the place is really nice and probably worth the expensive room prices. But don’t expect luxurious settings. More of a relaxing, do nothing or even less kind of Caribbean holiday with too much food and drinks. Good food, that is — to my honest surprise. The resort is also building an Italian Village, that looked a bit better than French, at least in the pictures. There were bigger family suites and views to the ocean.
www.beaches.com, Lower Bight Road, Providenciales, Turks & Caicos Islands



